Christmas things and more

From Asmund: "Dad, you are Santa. The real Santa made you Santa. When I get older, I am going to build you a sleigh. I will get reindeer from the North Pole. Where is the North Pole?"

Asmund doesn't like waiting in the car: "I have a new job. Never going out at night. No buying things, no eating, no having fun."

Wystan likes his nude protests. We ask him to finish eating his beans, he protests, he strips. Ugh!

"Frosty the snowman, Santa come down the christmas tree" -Wystan's version of one of the Frosty verses.

From Carrie Dec 8, 2013: Asmund just asked Wystan if he could cuddle with him. Wystan said yes, then they said merry happy christmas to each other and me, pause, then, "I lud you, Admun" "I love you, Wysan". Talk about heart melting!

My son's imagination:
Asmund-I want yummy food like my mom makes.
Carrie-Awe, I'm glad you like my food.
Asmund-you are not my mom, you are Wystan's mom. My mom is in China. She dropped me off. My mom and dad are on a date with my brother and sister.

Asmund wants a nutcracker. One that comes to life every night.

Asmundism:  "It is time to my brain to wake my powers up. My powers is spider webs in my brain, in my head. So many things can destroy it, like wheat, um, things coming out, being outside in the snow without a blanket or a pillow...so I stay inside and stay warm and cosy."

Yesterday, Raedan reached up, grabbed a hold of the top of the foot stool, pulled himself up to his knees, then his feet. He immediately fell over, but still...

Current back seat conversation, "NO pee or poop! It is a CHRISTMAS song!" "YES pee and poop! POOPIE CHRISTMAS TREE!"

Asmund: "Everyone is poopies, everyone is stinkers, on the whole world. That is the word."

Asmund: "I is ten years old now. Every night I get bigger."
Carrie: "How does that happen?"
Asmund: "Jesus!"

Asumundisms

Asmund wants a pet mouse. Also, he wants a new house with bigger floors and stairs and more roofs and bathrooms and couches and rocking chairs. We need it because of Raedan.

"It is time to my brain to wake my powers up. My powers is spider webs in my brain, in my head. So many things can destroy it, like wheat, um, things coming out, being outside in the snow without a blanket or a pillow...so I stay inside and stay warm and cosy."

"We are a team. That means, 'Move!'"

"I is ten years old now. Every night I get bigger."
Carrie: "How does that happen?"
"Jesus!"

"Who is this card for? Uncle Carl and Aunt Sarah?"
"MOM, I am only making cards for GIRLS right now!!"

Carrie: "In the winter time, we need you to get into your carseats really fast!"
"I AM fast, I am just doing it slowly!"