The book, Moo, Baa, La La La, ends with the question "What do you
say?" In typical fashion, Asmund says, "nothing-HAHAHA!", and Wystan
says "eyeball".
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Who is getting bigger?
W, "I am getting big."
A, "I am getting bigger."
W, "I am getting really, REALLY bigger!"
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Asmundisms of the day (9/10/2014):
"Mom, know what it's called when birds lose their feathers? Melting!"
"Mom, why you doing that (peeling squash) out here?"
"Because I like to be around you."
"Aww, thanks, Mom."
"That was a bad story. Dad makes better stories. Dad's stories are better than your best stories. This is my worstest night ever. When will Dad be home?"
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Asmund, counting out groups of eight, "Mom!! THREE and FIVE equal EIGHT!!!!" Ahh, self discovered math.
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Wystan: "I want a babysitter to come here right _now_."
Carrie: "Are you tired of us?"
Wystan: "Yeah."
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"Asmund, do you want to write your name on your history class folder?"
"I am taking a history class?"
"Yes...history is the things that happened in the past."
"Oh, like Superheroes?"
"Um, no. Real things that happened."
"Like Autobots?"
"No, Autobots are pretend too."
"Ok, like dinosaurs?"
"Um...well dinosaurs ARE real, and they are history but I don't think that's the kind of history you're going to learn about in this class."
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In their morning dance off, Asmund accidentally punched Dennis in the crotch. With the victim blaming characteristic of a five year old, he exclaimed, "Dad! I told you, the fist is stronger than the penis!!"
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From Carrie: Legos and kombucha on our No More Baby Milk date. Wystan says, "Just you and me is good."
A, "I am getting bigger."
W, "I am getting really, REALLY bigger!"
[
Asmundisms of the day (9/10/2014):
"Mom, know what it's called when birds lose their feathers? Melting!"
"Mom, why you doing that (peeling squash) out here?"
"Because I like to be around you."
"Aww, thanks, Mom."
"That was a bad story. Dad makes better stories. Dad's stories are better than your best stories. This is my worstest night ever. When will Dad be home?"
[
Asmund, counting out groups of eight, "Mom!! THREE and FIVE equal EIGHT!!!!" Ahh, self discovered math.
[
Wystan: "I want a babysitter to come here right _now_."
Carrie: "Are you tired of us?"
Wystan: "Yeah."
[
"Asmund, do you want to write your name on your history class folder?"
"I am taking a history class?"
"Yes...history is the things that happened in the past."
"Oh, like Superheroes?"
"Um, no. Real things that happened."
"Like Autobots?"
"No, Autobots are pretend too."
"Ok, like dinosaurs?"
"Um...well dinosaurs ARE real, and they are history but I don't think that's the kind of history you're going to learn about in this class."
[
In their morning dance off, Asmund accidentally punched Dennis in the crotch. With the victim blaming characteristic of a five year old, he exclaimed, "Dad! I told you, the fist is stronger than the penis!!"
[
From Carrie: Legos and kombucha on our No More Baby Milk date. Wystan says, "Just you and me is good."
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