Yawns

A, this morning: "I don't like yawns. TV will stop my yawns. Turn on the TV, my yawns stop. Turn off the TV, my yawns go."

Hungry

Asmund: "I'm hungry."
Me: "You didn't get enough lunch?"
A: "I didn't get enough ice cream."

Yaeyan

Wystan:
"No! MY Yaeyan!" (My Raedan!)
"Yaeyan yiyaled et me." (Raedan smiled at me.)

Asmund:
"I want my own porch! Uncle Ron will build it for me."

A: "Raedan be my boy cause you have another baby."
C: "Where is my other baby?"
A: "In your tummy!"

Asleep?

Asmund: "I didn't have a nap. That is how I rest my head."

updates

Asmund just told us that he's Supermarket. As in, he's a super hero named Supermarket.

Asmund sweeping, "Why I have to do EVERYTHING!?"

"I think when Wystan and me get bigger, Wystan is going to be my mommy and have babies come out his tummy."

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Wystan: "Be bop" for Robot.

Me: "We should get some fly paper."
Wystan: "No. Be bop paper." Robot paper.

Wystan said he wants to run and run and run, and eat chocolate. It sounds like this: "Run and run and run, and eat mna-mna."

Mna-mna is short for M and Ms, which he translates as all chocolate.

Fourth of July 2013

Asmund, to Dad: "You're a funny one, like him." Points to Gru on Despicable Me DVD cover.

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Setting up for the parade, Asmund places flags on the ground "so people know we are having a candlelight dinner." Reference to Hyacinth on Keeping Up Appearances.

Asmund says

Asmund: I want to go up to my bed and rest. My legs are tired.
Me: Why don't you stay down here and lay down?
Asmund: My body says, "No! No! I want to go up to my bed!"

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Asmund: Bears eat choo-choo trains. No way! Bears eat elephants. No Way! etc.