Outside the new Marco's Pizza, Asmund says

Mom, I see something--it's a restaurant up in the sky! They sell pizza, it is for aliens! The aliens have two eyes.

Asmundisms

Asmund's shopping list: grapes, chocolate ice cream, cold yogurts, hot dogs, and coffee.

Asmund: "Wystan, you don't be scared of spiders or robots or ghosts. I will fight them all."

Sweet moment

Wystan came downstairs with a Batman action figure, and Asmund said it was his, that I was saving it for his birthday. Carrie then asked Wystan what he wanted for his birthday, and he said," A Spider-Man cake." Asmund said, "Yes! We are sharing. Wystan, want me to share my Batman car and it be for your birthday, too?" Wystan agreed, "Uh-huh."

More Asmund

Asmund wants Uncle Ron and I to build an RV, just like our neighbor has and is in the process of fixing up. Asmund will paint it blue, red, and white.

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"I is the best archer in the whole world. I throw them so high, they 'most reach the moon!"

When letting your friend's chickens out, with a four year old with a new bow and arrows, the sudden quandary, "Mom, I kill rabbits or chickens?"

Asmundisms

Asmund told me he is a writer. He has a notebook and a pencil, and writes poetry.
Asmund: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a stranger in town! I'm going to write and work, and wear big glasses."
Asmund told me we are fighting zombies today.
He also wants to go to see Uncle Carl with his big steps.
Asmund says, "When I eat wheat, I not like my brain."

Song

Wystan's morning song: "My yogurt my yogurt my yogurt is good for my bo-dyyyyy!!"

Me: "What is your book called?"
Asmund: "Go to Sleep, Banana."
Me: "Um...Good Night, Gorilla?"
A: "Yes."

I asked Asmund how the book ends. He pointed to the back and said, "On that side."

Sink Bath

Wystan was naked in the bathroom sink, while the water was overrunning onto the floor. He said, "Want my body washed!"