Superheroes Among Us!

Asmund found a star-shaped leaf. He said, "Maybe Star Man sent it to Earth."

Wystan: "I'm a good Metal Guy. I fight bad guys with a metal sword to put them in jail. That's how."

Wystan: "I am Iron Guy. I am a superhero. I wear shoes."

Asmund, explaining his double-straw situation with his hot chocolate from PT's: "It was big like a human, but not big like a human. It was like a baby kangaroo."

Asmund to Raedan

I want to be in your sleeping zone.

Asmund with Mrs. Elwood

A: Mommy had a good idea for me, like taking compost out.

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A: Falcon and Captain America have a food fight.
Mrs. E: How about just, "Falcon has a food fight with me?"
A: Falcon and Captain America and Black Widow have a food fight.

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A: I can run on water. My middle name is Marshall, but I _am_ a superhero!

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Mrs. E: Are you a good sport when you lose?
A: I always win.
Mrs. E: No wonder you're a good sport!

Antidote

Asmund: I made an antidote for how I walk on water. I need to keep it in a safe place. I am a scientist.

I am just a boy

Asmund said, "I am just a boy, so I want to see new movies!"

Wystan: "Let's watch Frozen. It is funny. I like funny things. That is why I laugh."

Asmund said Raedan put rocks in his mouth because he thought it was candy, then went into the street shouting, " I'm a human! I'm a human!"

From Carrie: Basilisk, Iron Bat, Spider Baby and Magic Knitting Lady are fighting off Doom Bots in Oakland today. Asmund said, "Mom, I need to walk on water."  Not a God complex, he's a basilisk today.

Asmund: "Doctor Octopus gave me this computer before he put his arms on his back. His arms then took control over his brain, so he was out of control. I used the computer to stop the arms so he would be okay."

After Asmund had a drink of my water, I said, "Hey! Why drink my water when you have your own?" "I thought it was beer."

A sign

Asmund had me write a sign to hang on the outside of our house: World's Biggest Superhero Dancers.

Wystan is Water Guy

Me: "You are funny!"
Wystan: "I am not funny. I am Water Guy. Water Guy is not funny."
I wonder what happened to Running Guy.

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Carrie, "Asmund, I need to put salve on that cut."
Asmund, "But Moooom, Jesus heals EVERYBODY!"
"Yes, but he still wants me to put salve on your cut."