Asmund's Brain

Asmund was trying to sleep when we heard the front door cowbell ring.
A: "I know, Brain! I know!"
Me: "What is it, Asmund?"
A: "I can't sleep! I know, Brain!"
Me: "Who are you talking to?"
A: "My brain."
Me: "What is it saying?"
A: "It is saying I can't sleep with the cowbell ringing."
Me: "Hello, Asmund's Brain. We can go to sleep now. The cowbell is no longer ringing. There is only silence. We can sleep well, and have good dreams. Good night."
He was asleep within a minute!

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Me: Asmund sold me a rat nose he made from Lego bricks for fifty bucks.
Carrie: His prices are going up!! I got a bat nose for ten!

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