Wystan is Water Guy

Me: "You are funny!"
Wystan: "I am not funny. I am Water Guy. Water Guy is not funny."
I wonder what happened to Running Guy.

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Carrie, "Asmund, I need to put salve on that cut."
Asmund, "But Moooom, Jesus heals EVERYBODY!"
"Yes, but he still wants me to put salve on your cut."