Food Chain

Asmund, "Mom, lets make a picture of a food chain. We'll start with plants, then vegetarians, then meat eaters, then, at the top, the BIGGEST one--vultures!"
(Because vultures eat dead lions.)

"How are you almost five years old?!"
Wystan, "Birthdays."

Asmund, with missing front teeth: "My daddy teeth are coming in."
In bed, in the middle of the night:
"Aum

aum
aum."
Me: "Are you meditating?"
A: "Put you' aum under my head."