Friday, March 19, 2021

Body

 Aldwyn:  I want to kill my body.


Eldric: I do not want to kill my body.

Aldwyn: Well then, I don't to listen to my body. 

Asmund: but what if but what if you need to go to the bathroom? Or you're hungry?

Eldric: I am ever hungry, but I am not hungry now.

Asmund: Well, if you don't have a body then what's the point of having dessert know you'll have no cake or ice cream or my delicious brownies


Eldric: ahh!

Aldwyn: okay, I won't kill my body. Wait, did my body say that?

Eldric: Yes!

Aldwyn: Dumb body! 

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